What do I know about sparks? Well, there was the time I got drunk and pissed on an electric fence and my penis—wait, you mean Sparks, the band from Los Angeles, whose brothers Ron and Russell Mael have been around since before Woodstock, genre-hopping like mad and putting out one hyper-intelligent and quirky album after another?
Well, I know this: I interviewed brother Russell—he’s the hyperactive singer/front man with the Ming-vase-shattering falsetto that makes Geddy Lee sound like Waylon Jennings, not the motionless songwriter/keyboardist with the pencil mustache and the permanent scowl—and he told me, in effect, that Sparks were too smart to ever become superstars, and I agree with him. They’re oddballs and perpetual avant gardists undone by their own superior intelligence, and they’re okay with that, because they have a following of fanatical fans all across the globe.
Formed in 1971 out of Halfnelson, Sparks are the cult act par excellence, what with their skewed—and usually hilarious—lyrics and their amazing ability to transform themselves like the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Whether out of ADD or a determination to always stay one hoof ahead of the rock’n’roll herd, no one I can think of has helped pioneer so many different musical genres. Sparks have been glam rockers, power poppers, synthpop savants, mainstream rockers, protopunks, New Wavers, electronic dance avatars, and most recently, chamber pop svengalis. Why, I wouldn’t be surprised to learn they founded yodel rock, or even grunge, although it’s nigh impossible to imagine Ron Mael in a flannel shirt.