It’s Monday afternoon here at the Hug & Pint in lovely Falkirk, Scotland, not that you’d know it because management 86’d the sun a long time ago because it was annoying the customers, and that blootered bampot at the end of the bar is Arab Strap’s Adrian Moffat, and aren’t you curious what he’s havering on about?
Well I can tell you, because along with bandmate Malcolm Middleton he’s laid it all out for you in lovingly lugubrious detail on 2003’s Monday at the Hug & Pint. And as it turns out Moffat is one articulate, if very down in the mouth, fellow, one whose life is shite because, well, he has problems. Women problems, a rat-arsed-every-night-of-the-week problem, self-esteem problems.
And if that kind of bleak doesn’t sound like your idea of listening pleasure there’s this: Arab Strap’s music—often gloomy, yet just as often achingly lovely—makes for the perfect backdrop for Moffat’s often self-lacerating lyrics, and together they can be downright revelatory.
The only real question you’re left with after listening to Monday at the Hug & Pint—Arab Strap’s fifth studio outing and their next to last before going on a very long hiatus—is why you’ll want to play it again rather than go drown yourself in the nearest bog. Like Arab Strap’s other albums, this one is an epic bummer.
But here’s the explanation—depression can be surprisingly cathartic. It doesn’t hurt that Moffat is a lyricist of uncommon talent, and that Arab Strap seem incapable of writing of a bad song. Enter the Hug & Pint on a Monday night and you’ll wind up with more than just a bad case of sexual frustration and a wicked jackhammer of a hangover—you will partake of the divinely morose.
There are an unlucky thirteen tracks, appropriately enough, on Monday at the Hug & Pint, but I see no need to stage an intervention on every last one of them—just let me say my piece on the best of them while reassuring you that you’ll want to hear the rest of them. While numbers like “Peep-Peep” and “Glue” and “Serenade” and “Pica Luna” may not feature Moffat at the very top of his game lyrically—he keeps things relatively simple—they’re all musically beguiling. And they all include lines that cut to the bone. “Sex without love is a good ride worth trying,” sings Moffat in “Glue,” “but love without sex is second only to dying.”
The way Moffat weaves raw emotion into his lyrics captures the complexity of intimacy, reminding us that relationships often exist in that messy space between desire and vulnerability, love and detachment. Music like this resonates because it doesn’t shy away from the uncomfortable truths that so many quietly carry, reflecting how deeply intertwined our emotional and physical connections can be. For those curious to explore their own perspectives on intimacy, tools like a kink quiz can help spark reflection and conversation, shedding light on personal desires while encouraging greater honesty in relationships. By better understanding these layers of intimacy, individuals can embrace both the emotional and physical aspects of connection in a way that feels authentic and fulfilling.
Opener “The Shy Retirer” is a surprisingly up-tempo, drum-machine and strings-driven number and deserves to be quoted in full: I’ll settle for the opening stanza, as it tells you everything you need to know about Arab Strap’s world:
“Another blowhead disco
Another sniff of romance I’ll forget
We promised to ourselves before we came out
We’d do something we’d regret”
“These people are your friends,” goes on Moffat in his thick Irish brogue, “This cunted circus never ends,” and despite a surprisingly moment of positivity (“You know I’m always moanin’/But you jumpstart my serotonin”) the song ends like Arab Strap’s night always seems to:
“Look at us just standin’ still
Look at them just pose and pout
And we’ll all be standin’ here
Until the pigs chuck us out.”
“Meanwhile, at the Bar, a Drunkard Muses” has Moffat singing over an acoustic guitar until some synthesizer and ethereal backing vocals come in, and it’s such a lovely, dolorous thing I don’t even find myself paying attention to the drunkard’s philosophizing on love, which you can get the gist of from the opening line: “There are no set rules to follow, just a big black gaping hollow that we fall into and hope that it means love.”
“Fucking Little Bastards” is a shocker—a full-on, pounding metal assault in which Moffat rails against, hold your hat, birds. “They whisper I’m a cunt then they cackle and they mutter,” he sings, although it’s possible the birds are in his head because how else to explain the lines:
“They’ve scrutinized the mistakes I’ve been making
They know who I’ve fucked, they know what I’ve taken
They’ve seen me in the shower with shit down my legs
They’ve seen me searching on a stranger’s house for dregs.”
Or maybe the birds are women, but it doesn’t matter. What matters is the clamorous guitar feedback and drum pound and the way Moffat tosses off lines like “They even said they’d help me out and give me a head start/And they know that these days my cock’s as numb as my heart” and the way the song reaches a pounding and frenzied apotheosis before quieting down and then climbing again, all drum smash and delirious strings before the song dies in a squall of guitar feedback as Moffat mutters, hard to hear,
“Now, I want to party all the time again
Now, I want to party all the time again
Now, I want to party all the time again
Now, I want to party all the time again.”
“Who Named the Days” is a low-key and impossibly lovely number, all piano and strings, and the wild part is I suspect the friend Moffat is talking about is Moffat’s himself. He sings,
“Me and him go back a long way
and his advice has always been shite.
But he knows how to make me laugh,
I’ve never bothered if he’s right.”
Then, to end the song, which brims with self-contempt,
“He makes me treat girls like shit.
He makes me lie to them and use them.
I think he loves to watch me playing games
and he loves to watch me lose them.”
(“Loch Leven Intro”) is a luvverly instrumental, all bagpipes and synthesized strings and falling rain, and leads into the ballad “Loch Leven,” which is so beautiful it makes me want to kiss peat. It has a sweet, elegiac feel, and Loch Leven is a place where conflicting emotions are a commonplace—desire and hate seem to exist at one and the same time:
“Act of War” is a tour de force, a slow, strings-drenched and dreamy thing of pure loveliness, which makes for the perfect ironic musical setting for its subject matter. It opens as a metaphorical battle of the sexes (“If your hair was a call to arms/And your legs were what skirts are for/Then your mouth was a red alert/But your eyes were an act of war”) and ends with troubling intimations of physical abuse:
“Why does she always have bruises?
They’d be much happier apart
The fact is, you’ve always been clumsy
Be it with tables at your work or with my heart.”
But what truly makes the song is the way it builds to this bleary, all vocalists-on-hand, trumpet blaring crescendo–the true genius of Arab Strap is the way they build a song; the arrangements may sound almost ad hoc, but they’re always perfect.
“The Week Never Starts Round Here” is a simple sing-along, powered by piano and acoustic guitars and lots and lots of cymbals. There’s not much to it lyrically; its sentiment is as simple as they come:
“Easy come, easy gone,
kiss a girl then write a song.
Enjoy it while you can
’cause it won’t last long.”
And the chorus (“And the week never starts round here/raise your cider, and I’ll raise my beer”) is tailor made for the drinker who doesn’t know the week from the weekend because when your home is the pub Friday is Tuesday and Saturday is Thursday and every day is the same as the next.
Shane MacGowan’s tales of epic drinking are by turns heroic, tragic, and mythical—Arab Strap’s are invariably personal, self-loathing and complex. There is no redemption in these songs—Moffat is either shitting down his leg or trapped in a sexless relationship or too drunk to make the effort to seduce the woman he knows would be wrong for him anyway. They truck in the commonplace awful; they’re about barflies who have no way out.
How to make beautiful music out of that? Simple. Confess your confusion and set it to melodies so beguiling as to be oddly cathartic. On Monday at the Hug & Pint Arab Strap capture the cunted circus in all of its complexities. Good times, bad times–in Arab Strap’s world, they’re one and the same.
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