TVD’s The Idelic Hour with Jon Sidel

Greetings from Laurel Canyon!

I stand outside of the McDonald’s / I’m, uh, flexing my muscles ’til I explode / I hope they see me in the drive-thru lane / I, I hope they see me in the drive-thru lane

I stand outside of the LL Bean / I’m trying to get some free woman sweaters / You know what I mean? / I hope they see me in the drive-thru lane / I hope, I hope they, I hope they, I hope they

I don’t wanna pay for anything / Clothes and food and drugs for free / If it was 1970 / I’d have a job at a factory

I am a man that’s made of meat / You’re on the internet looking at feet / I hate almost everything that I see / And I just wanna disappear

I’m subscribed to your mom’s OnlyFans / I spent five bucks a month to get pictures of her flappy giblets / And I spent another ten dollars a month to chat with her on the AI chat program / It feels great

Welcome to the second Friday the 13th in a row of 2026. Let’s avoid incoming drones, and let’s make this week great.

Some cool new music to check. Listen and enjoy.