
Remembering Wayne Osmond, born on this day in 1951. —Ed.
I used to know this rather dim garbage head who gobbled a handful of pills he thought were opiates but weren’t, and he swore—on a stack of ludes!—they didn’t do anything but make his waist-length hair stand straight up in the air and vibrate. I’m pretty sure his story was bullshit. That said, if you’re looking for an album that will do the same thing, you could do much worse than check out The Osmonds’ Crazy Horses.
You heard me right: The Osmonds. Because despite what you may have heard about Ogden, Utah’s finest, they weren’t a do-goodie, whiter-shade-of-pale tweenie-pop imitation of the Jackson Five but substance-abusing (they sometimes took as many as three aspirin at once!) Mormon mofos who took their Tang straight yet still managed to stand up on their hind legs and bray. And the culmination of their badassness was Crazy Horses, one of the greatest hard rock albums your ears will ever hear. And that’s not just me talking: in Stairway to Hell: The 500 Best Heavy Metal Albums, rock crit Chuck Eddy puts Crazy Horses at No. 66—which is too low in my opinion, but then everybody underestimates the Mormon Motörhead.
The brothers began their career as a barbershop quartet, The Osmond 5 (math is not taught in the schools of the Church of Latter Day Saints) before becoming worldwide superstars thanks to little brother Donny and the bubblegum classic “One Bad Apple.” Meanwhile, though, Donny’s older siblings were chomping at the bit. They wanted to write their own songs and play their own instruments and smoke fake cigarettes and change their name to The Gentile Killers. So they staged a coup of sorts, relieving Donny of lead singer duties to toughen up their sound while honing their protopunk chops by playing along to Hollies’ records until they were the five maddest, baddest, LDS-taking apples in the whole bunch, girl.





Christchurch, NZ | The Christchurch suburb that’s become a hub for record stores: A Christchurch suburb is turning into a hotspot for record collectors and music enthusiasts. Two new music stores have opened in Sydenham this year, both in close proximity to the well-established Penny Lane Records, which has been in business for 22 years. The Flipside opened on Wordsworth St in March while Scotty’s Hi-Fi opened on Stanley St in June. Penny Lane manager Garry Knight welcomed the competition and said it was good for the area. “[Sydenham] is a good location for … these slightly more niche businesses.” Knight, who has been at Penny Lane for 17 years, said Sydenham’s accessibility is what set it apart from other parts of the city. The suburb had a “laid back vibe” and plenty of places to spend time having
Milton Keynes, UK | Introducing a new Milton Keynes vinyl shop to get you in the groove! The recent year resurgence in vinyl has seen music fans rushing to collect those long lost pressings and original issues they missed the first time around. A unique record shop here in Milton Keynes is catering for the demand. Kick Muck Records opened its doors at the start of the year—it is the new city’s first repurposed shipping container record shop, and based in Little Brickhill. Owner Ian Dunmore is helping to fill a flourishing customer list with their most sought after discs. “We carry most genres—including prog and punk, 80s, 90s and indie,” he told MKFM, “I was a collector and loved record shops. I wanted to recreate 





Austin, TX | Austin Record Store Launches In-House Post & Mastering Studio: Austin vinyl and CD retailer Waterloo Records is adding Waterloo Sound, a new immersive audio, video post and vinyl mastering facility. Austin vinyl and CD retailer Waterloo Records is moving up the street to larger premises that will also house Waterloo Sound, a new immersive audio, video post and vinyl mastering facility. Waterloo Sound is built on the Nu•Studio System, a modular, reconfigurable studio platform developed by Grammy Award-winning engineer Chad Franscoviak. Making its first commercial debut at Waterloo Sound, Nu•Studio delivers Dolby Atmos and Dolby Vision-calibrated capabilities for spatial audio production, high-resolution visual playback, remote collaboration and real-time review. “This is our first Nu•Studio System in the wild,” Franscoviak said, “and launching it here with a team equally committed to progress makes this moment
Sioux City, IA | Museum display shows rock & soul music icons that once were mural at Sioux City record store: This week’s What’s The Frequency show is devoted to a mural of rock, soul and pop music performers that originally were displayed in a record shop on Sioux City’s westside, then moved around to a few other places. Now, that mural is an exhibit at the downtown Sioux City Public Museum showcasing Uncle John’s Ceiling Mural, by Paul Chelstad. According to the museum website, visitors have the rare opportunity to experience the full mural up close in the Museum’s gallery. …Uncle John Records and Tapes for years was Sioux City’s premier independent record store. Founded in 1972 by friends Mike Duncan and Bob Smith, the original shop was located at 1418 West 3rd Street and became 


Sportscaster and color man Bob “Bazooka” Frills: Look at that crowd. You can practically smell the blood. Smart money says this one’s gonna be the biggest blowout since the Boss KO’d Jon Bon Jovi.


Philadelphia, PA | Local entrepreneurs celebrate National Black Business Month: SOOK Vinyl & Vintage. As August winds down, plenty of local entrepreneurs are celebrating a successful National Black Business Month. The history of the annual celebration goes back to 2004, when engineering entrepreneur Frederick E. Jordan and scholarly publishing editor John William Templeton joined forces to empower Black business owners and push for equity in entrepreneurial fields. According to Aisha Waters, founder of Space & Grace Yoga and Wellness in Mt. Airy, this month brings an opportunity for local residents to make an impact. …Rashied Amon, owner of SOOK Vinyl & Vintage in Mt. Airy, also understands the importance of keeping small Black-owned businesses afloat. “As far as Black-owned businesses, it’s important to support in order to sustain,” Amon said. “If people appreciate the businesses that they visit, they should be
Manila, PH | 7 Places To Buy Vinyl Records In Manila: Just getting into vinyl? Or building your collection? These seven Manila spots have everything from new releases to vintage gems. Vinyl has been making a steady comeback, thanks to the analog boom—with today’s biggest artists embracing the format just as much as those who came before them. People have all kinds of reasons for loving records: some prize their unique sound signatures (they tend to sound fuller, richer, and more dynamic); others enjoy the interactive, deeply intimate connection that vinyl fosters between listener and artist. Most enthusiasts fall somewhere in between. And whether you’re just getting into the hobby or looking to grow your library, here’s the good news: Manila is home to a thriving vinyl record scene that will only continue to grow. Here are seven spots where you can get 








































