
I successfully de-programmed myself from the Cult of Frank Zappa at the tail end of the seventies, when I finally realized he was a smug, smarter-than-thou anal-retentive with bad classical and jazz tendencies and a proclivity for 13-year-old potty humor who held everyone, including his own fans, in contempt. I finally realized the only reason I was listening to him was for the guitar solos. And in the end they just weren’t enough. I left the fold, ashamed of myself for having been suckered in by the arrogant sour-puss in the first place, and never looked back. In the end, I just wasn’t prepared to drink the strychnine-laced Kool Aid.
That’s how these things always end, right?
The Village Voice’s Robert Christgau, never a fan, finally lost patience not too long after I did; his parting words to Zappa, written in 1982, were “Oh shut up.” Possibly he wanted him to just shut his mouth—Zappa’s snide and increasingly low-brow satire was what did me in. This explains why the only Zappa album I’ve been able to listen to over the years—and it’s something I only do every decade or so—is the 1969 jazz-rock exercise Hot Rats. Zappa doesn’t open his mouth once. Some of it is fusion with a stick up its ass—his fussy orchestral arrangements guarantee the lesser songs don’t swing—but a few of its songs do rock.
Zappa himself made clear that the lyrics were a sop, and a bit of condescension on his part, to his no-nothing audiences. He once told an interviewer, “Americans, in general, know very little about music. They like to hear words, so I give them words—sometimes they overlook the music involved.” Look down upon much? And had the guy ever heard of jazz? By music he meant the classical works of Europeans like Edgar Varese. For Zappa rock music was a lower life form and a kind of afterthought.


Manchester, UK | Johnny Marr honoured as ‘Record Store Legend’ with Manchester plaque for Record Store Day 2025: He is the second recipient of the accolade alongside Elton John. Johnny Marr will be honoured as a ‘Record Store Legend’ with a Manchester plaque for Record Store Day 2025. The guitarist, songwriter, soloist and former Smiths legend will be awarded the accolade for his “enduring influence on music and his unwavering support for independent record stores worldwide, as well as the love and admiration for Marr and his music that comes from record stores themselves. To honour Marr, a plaque has been unveiled at the guitarist’s favourite record shop, Manchester’s Piccadilly Records. …Speaking about the achievement, Marr said: “Going out to a record store, it’s a nice pastime. It’s a part of the culture, if they were to completely disappear, the high street or the city centre would be a much worse off place. There’s something about the presence of a record store.
Sandy, UT | A resurgence in vinyl record albums for 2025: Vinyl albums were once thought of as a relic of the past but in the last 18 years, there has been a remarkable interest in hearing music on a turntable. Hipsters, collectors and mainstream consumers are showing an interest in vinyl as a way to share a love of music. The Carpenters, Tina Turner, Bad Company, The Who and Donny and Marie were just some of the many classic albums that were available for purchase last month during the Vinyl Revival at Millcreek Common. Jackson Gray, who works for Millcreek Common said, “We are focusing on mostly old records but got some CDs to sell too. There have been a lot more people for this event.” Band tees and other music memorabilia were also being sold at the event. Sponsor KRCL provided CDs and old cassette tapes 





While a certifiable embarrassment of great LPs have been made since the format was first introduced in 1948, they don’t all command the same level of historical respect, even from individuals that happen to hold a deep relationship to the sounds those less revered records contain. For instance, after giving the realms of heavy-duty music connoisseurship a good inspection, there is no doubt that the Best of/Greatest Hits LP continues to shoulder something of a bad reputation, with its appeal often denigrated as being directed mostly to dabblers.
Their latest five song EP “Tomorrow Remember Yesterday” is a collection of newly recorded songs whose origins harken back decades. Says Vox, “These songs were amongst the very earliest songs we got together pre-Peel session in 1981, but were discarded at the time due to them feeling unfinished.”
Pharr, TX | Vinyl Frontier: The Record Store That Resurrects Rio Grande Valley’s Lost Grooves. In the middle of the 20th century, the South Texas border region became the epicenter of influential,
Newton Abbot, UK | Record shop’s last ‘Record Store Day’ before moving to new premises: A Newton Abbot record shop is preparing for this year’s Record Store Day and it will be the last before moving to new premises Roger and Marsha Cox, owners of Phoenix Sounds, the town’s independent record store, are looking forward to bringing the town together for Record Store Day 2025 on Saturday, April 12 at their shop on Queen Street. Not least because it is one of the most significant dates in any vinyl enthusiast’s diary, but also because it will be the couple’s last in their current premises. The store will move to East Street, a stones throw from the clock tower, in June. Doors will open at 8am, where keen collectors can snap up rare and limited-edition Record Store Day releases on a strictly first-come, first-served basis – once they’re gone, they truly are gone, Phoenix Sounds says. ‘







Petaluma, CA | Coming to Petaluma: Record Store Day. April has arrived, and with it—hopefully soon—spring weather. As I write this, it’s a rainy day, but I’m looking ahead to sunnier days, perfect for sitting under a tree with headphones on and reading a book. Good thing we’ve got two big dates coming up this month to help facilitate such leisure activity. Record Store Day on Saturday, April 12, and Indie Bookstore Day on Saturday, April 26. I can’t speak for the record store end of things, but I’m sure our local music vendors—including Rain Dog Records and Paradise Found—are doing plenty of behind-the-scenes work to bring the awesome this year. That’s what we’re doing at the Word Horde Emporium of the Weird & Fantastic and the folks at Copperfield’s are reportedly doing as well. After all, with exclusive products, giveaways, and more, it’s
Adelaide, AU | Seven of the best record stores in Adelaide: Record Store Day is less than two weeks away, so we’ve teamed up with seven of our favourite record stores to give you the lowdown on what they are about and why you should visit them. Crackle & Pop Records: Founded by Mark Cnotek in 2014, Crackle & Pop Records began as a stall at Gilles Street Markets. Arriving at a time when demand for vinyl was on the up, 










































