
Has a single interesting thing ever happened in the state of Virginia? Sure, my old friend Steds broke his jaw after falling flat on his drunken face in a McDonalds’ bathroom during Spring Break at Virginia Beach, but hundreds of people must break their jaws every year after falling flat on their drunken faces in McDonalds’ bathrooms at Virginia Beach during Spring Break.
And then there’s the mystery of the lost colony of Roanoke Island in Virginia, but that cryptic message they left behind (“Croatan”) tells me everything I need to know—Croatan was obviously the name of a doom metal band, and the entire colony got lost on their way to see them at Virginia Beach during Spring Break.
But to answer my own question, one interesting thing has happened in the state of Virginia, and that’s Happy Flowers, the lower-than-lo-fi duo of cheerful chaos agents Mr. Happily Charred Infant (aka John Beers) and Mr. Anus (aka Charlie Kramer). Happy Flowers got their start at the University of Virginia in Charlottesville, Virginia, and quickly established their signature shtick—primitivist songs about childhood that are as amusing as they’re hard to listen to unless you’re an aficionado of cheerful caterwaul. These guys make the Butthole Surfers sound like Steely Dan.
The 1987 compilation Making the Bunny Pay (which has a simply wonderful cover) comprises the band’s first two releases: the 1984 EP “Songs for Children” and the 1986 EP “Now We Are Six.” It includes their first and possibly greatest song, “Mom, I Gave the Cat Some Acid,” which makes the EP worth owning all by itself. (Sonic Youth did a cover, but their version is but a shadow of the original.) Happy Flowers would release four subsequent full-lengths before breaking up, although they’ve briefly reunited to enthralled listeners on several occasions, reminding us that horrible noise is its own reward.


Philadelphia, PA | Doorfront to Storefront: SOOK Vinyl & Vintage: For Rashied Amon, owner of SOOK Vinyl & Vintage, Mt. Airy is the perfect location to have a business. “I love having a business in this neighborhood,” Amon said. “The people here are very personable, it’s very walkable, and there’s a lot of synergy among the businesses.” In 2026, Amon and other small business owners in Mt. Airy will try to use this synergy to their advantage. With the semiquincentennial (America’s 250th birthday), the FIFA World Cup, and the MLB All-Star Game all set to bring plenty of people to Philadelphia this year, there are countless opportunities for businesses to benefit from this influx of tourism. However, with many of these events happening downtown, businesses in the Northwest neighborhoods are faced with a unique opportunity: drawing tourists.
IA | How many vinyl record stores are there in Eastern Iowa? With Record Store Day on the way April 18th, we’re taking a look at some of the record stores that are thriving here in Eastern Iowa! 2025 was a HUGE year for vinyl. Deadline recently reported that, for the first time since 1983, the Recording Industry Association of America says it surpassed the $1 billion sales mark! In a world of streaming, it’s shocking to see how many people are still turning to physical forms of music. As a bit of a collector myself, I think that many people enjoy the nostalgia of it, as well as the warm, crackly sound of the record. Wondering where you can get new and used records here in Eastern Iowa? 




First year in the dorms at Shippensburg College Aerosmith were inescapable, what with my floor’s resident dope dealers Sheesh and Shrooms cranking the Toxic Twins around the clock, and I’ll never forget the day in the dining hall I warned ‘em Aerosmith would rot their brains, and if they really wanted to improve their minds they’d switch to Frank Zappa! Who at the time, if I recall correctly, was producing such IQ-raising fare as “Crew Slut” and “Wet T-Shirt Nite”!

Calling Genesis a period piece will automatically impact some readers as a putdown, in part due to many folks’ yardstick of measurement for the art of the past relating directly to whether or not it’s relevant to right now. On the other end of the spectrum, at least a few of Wendy & Bonnie’s most passionate fans surely prize the duo’s only LP precisely because it is indeed so evocative of the time and circumstances of its making.
Burlington, VT | Julian Hackney to Take Over Speaking Volumes Record Store in Burlington: The Rough Francis guitarist is purchasing the South End Burlington music and repair shop next month. Speaking Volumes Record Store & Repair Shop in Burlington will change hands in April. Owner Norbert Ender, who first launched Speaking Volumes as a used bookstore in 2006 on Pine Street, is selling his offshoot record store on Marble Avenue to Burlington entrepreneur and musician Julian Hackney. Hackney, 39, is the founder of the ginger beer company Young at Heart and the guitarist for local punk band Rough Francis. While he’s excited to run a record store, it wasn’t necessarily a challenge he’d planned to take on. “Never in my life would I imagine that I’d own a record store,” Hackney told Seven Days. “But, I mean, it literally fell into my lap.
Long Beach, CA | Bagatelle Records closed suddenly after 50 years. Now it will reopen under new ownership. The vinyl collectors institution closed last fall with owner Steve Mintz’s passing. It was missed so much that would-be customers sometimes banged on the windows, hoping they could get back in. After months of silent speakers and empty aisles, one of Long Beach’s favorite record stores is spinning back to life, giving music lovers and vinyl collectors the renewed thrill of flipping through records and rediscovering forgotten favorites. Long cherished as a cornerstone of the local music scene, Bagatelle Records plans to reopen in April, bringing back thousands of 




I’ve said it before, but it bears repeating; Rhino’s DIY compilation series, which emerged in one nine-volume splat back in 1993, delivered a consistently killer ride, and the four pop entries (two each for the US and UK) additionally served as an education for ears that’d missed out on much of the melodic action situated between ’75 and ’83. For one example, Starry Eyes – UK Pop II (1978-79) included the Yachts, Joe Jackson, Bram Tchaikovsky, Mo-Dettes, and naturally, The Records (as their classic titled the set) along with an intriguing track by The Searchers.
Northampton, UK | Northants stores get ready for annual Record Store Day releases: Record Store Day returns next month, with two shops in Northampton stocking some of this year’s official releases. Collectors are again expected to be queuing from the early hours of the morning outside of both Spun Out in Gold Street and Vinyl Underground in Abington Street hoping to secure some of this year’s ‘must have’ items. Record Store Day has been taking place annually since 2008 and seeks to champion independent record shops across the UK. On Saturday, April 18, there will be more than 500 official releases. Chris Kent, who runs Spun Out, said: “It’s a big list this year and I’ve had lots of people coming in to request different titles. “I’ve ordered a lot and this time around
Nashville, TN | City Guide: Record stores. Daydream Records: Daydream is a relatively new addition to Nashville’s indie record retail landscape, but the modest East Nashville store quickly made a name for itself with its impressively curated selection of used media, primarily vinyl and cassettes. The Great Escape: Dating back to the now-shuttered original Midtown shop opened in 1977, The Great Escape’s three area locations (Charlotte Pike, Madison and Murfreesboro) serve as Nashville’s old-school used media and collectibles outlet, offering records, comics and much more. Grimey’s New and Preloved Music: Since namesake and co-owner Mike Grimes launched it in 1999, Grimey’s has grown into the flagship of 











































