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Graded on a Curve:
Squeeze,
Singles – 45’s and Under

Celebrating Chris Difford on his 71st birthday.Ed.

From England’s green and pleasant land, an unprepossessing and pleasant band—Squeeze aren’t out to change your life, just to provide you with friendly and understated pop gems, domestic and romantic tableaux of the sort that won me over even when I was at the height of my Anglophobia.

The Village Voice’s Robert Christgau more or less summed up my sentiments when he wrote of Squeeze’s 1982 compilation Singles – 45’s and Under, “They’re so principled in their unpretension, so obsessed with the telling detail, that their lesser moments are passively minuscule—not unfine when you squint at them, but all too easy to overlook.”

People are always talking about Chris Difford and Glenn Tilbrook as if they’re the McCartney and Lennon of the early eighties, but back me against a wall and the only Squeeze songs I can name are “Tempted,” “Pulling Mussels from the Shell,” and “Black Coffee in Bed.” And I considered myself a fan. Not a huge fan, but I saw them live on a pier in New York City once. Pity I was three sheets to the wind and almost fell off the pier.

But just because I don’t remember most of the songs on Singles – 45’s and Under doesn’t mean they’re not worth hearing. There’s a real warmth to Squeeze’s music, even if Difford and Tilbrook are rather cool customers. They’re Apollonian formalists, and pure popcraft is their strong suit. I’m talking immaculately put-together songs with smart words about heartbreak and occasionally irresistible melodies.

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UK Artist of the Week: Keo

Indie rock newcomers Keo have arrived, and if the buzz surrounding them is anything to go by, they’re here to stay. Since the release of debut single “I Lied, Amber,” the London-based quartet has been the talk of the UK indie scene, popping up across social feeds and playlists with the kind of hype most new bands can only dream of.

Now, that excitement has crystallised into their debut EP “Siren,” a five-track release that captures all the raw, electrifying energy of Keo’s live shows. From the driving pulse of “Hands” to the emotional weight of the closer, “Kind, If You Will,” each track glows with intent: full, youthful, and utterly unapologetic.

Fronted by 21-year-old songwriter Finn Keogh, the band’s sound fuses the garage grit of acts like Wunderhorse with something distinctly their own; a fresh, emotionally-charged edge that feels both nostalgic and brand new. “These songs weren’t written for any purpose other than that they had to come out,” Finn explains. “They’re a release of bottled-up emotion. Writing them felt like confessing your sins, ready to move on.”

It’s not just on record where Keo shine, they’ve already sold out a UK headline tour this October and made waves with their breakout set at The Great Escape Festival earlier this year. They are also confirmed to headline Bristol’s Ritual Union Festival on Saturday, 28th March 2026. With “Siren,” the Keogh brothers and their bandmates have proven they’re more than just a momentary buzz. This is the sound of a band on the brink of something big.

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Graded on a Curve: Hüsker Dü,
1985: The Miracle Year

In late-’70s Minneapolis, guitarist Bob Mould, drummer Grant Hart, and bassist Greg Norton came together to form one of the great trios in rock music’s long history. Burning bright for most of the ensuing decade, Hüsker Dü exploded out of the hardcore scene with ferocious speed, only to incrementally increase the melody without turning down the amps. On November 7, Numero Group releases the 4LP live set 1985: The Miracle Year, which posits the smack-dab middle of the ’80s as the band’s peak in terms of productivity, execution, and songwriting acumen. Soaking up the 43 songs, it’s impossible to argue.

Consisting of a complete live set from the venue First Avenue in Minneapolis on January 30, 1985, spread across two LPs and then an additional batch of live songs from various locales during the same period sequenced onto two more LPs, 1985: The Miracle Year might appear to be an undertaking best suited for an intensely devoted listenership.

However, time spent with the collection establishes a gripping momentum that thrives on an extraordinary level of precision, the band dynamic taken to an extreme, and a ratcheting up of intensity that teeters on the brink of sheer mayhem. This is especially the case as the First Avenue set (dubbed the “Minnesota Miracle”) blazes forth, the trio in the throes of a particular, peculiar positive energy that can only really exist when a group endeavor explodes far beyond any reasonable expectations.

As part of the SST Records elite that changed rock music forever, alongside Minutemen, Meat Puppets, and Black Flag, Hüsker Dü succeeded through a defiant tenacity and a relentless desire to keep pushing the possibilities. These bands were never supposed to progress beyond a local phenomenon. It all gets a thorough examination in 1985: The Miracle Year’s booklet essay by Bob Mehr.

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A morning mix of news for the vinyl inclined

In rotation: 11/4/25

Listening to music can lower dementia risk by up to 39%, study reveals: Actively engaging with music supports memory, emotional response and attention span, according to the search carried out by Monash University. A new study has found that listening to music regularly later in life can lower the risk of dementia. Led by Monash University in Melbourne, Australia, researchers looked at a sample group of 10,800 people over the age of 70. Those who regularly engaged with music showed a 39% reduction in the likelihood of developing the neurological disease, and a 17% lower chance of suffering more general cognitive impairment. Those who still played a musical instrument were 35% less likely to suffer the condition, and cognitive impairment also fell by 22%. The team behind the study believe this shows that music can be a simple and readily available lifestyle intervention to promote healthier ageing.

Bristol, UK | Nathan Worm opens new record store Hot Wax: On Gloucester Road and in dire need of mint records from brega funk to city pop? Nathan Worm, one third of DJ and event collective Worm Disco Club, talks to Epigram about the grand opening of his new record store, Hot Wax. Bristol’s best new go-to vinyl shop for all things underground music bargains, mint releases and beautiful classics has recently opened in the Old Drumbank Studios just off Gloucester Road with a coffee shop inside to get your caffeine fix as you shop! As if a career owning a record label and running multiple successful events companies wasn’t enough on his plate, Nathan, co-owner of Worm Disco Club, has recently added to his load with Hot Wax record shop.

Muncie, IN | The Record Parlor: Preserving music and gathering community around it. …Owners Derrick and Sara McNelly opened up The Record Parlor back in June of this year in the Rose Court Building in Downtown Muncie. The Parlor is described by its owner as a safe space to come in and talk about music. Derrick is well-versed and has a background with vinyl. “So the name Record Parlor in Muncie was chosen for a couple of reasons. One, because of RPM for the letters. Your rotations per minute. You’re 33 to 30 and 45 for a record. Also, the idea of the parlor is a conversational space. And I think that that’s something that’s missing from the music scene, is having those conversations with people outside of a vacuum about music so that you’re not just bouncing ideas off of the same thing,” said Derrick. Being a space for the community, The Parlor has multiple genres from modern to oldies. And prides itself on being here locally for Muncie’s community.

Queens, NY | Your guide to shopping small: 9 western Queens gems to visit. As November draws near, it’s the perfect time to put a spotlight on small businesses especially as days like Small Business Saturday and even Black Friday are just around the corner. Western Queens is comprised of small businesses, from restaurants to cafes, shops and clothing stores that highlight the diverse mosaic of the borough. From neighborhood gems to vinyl record stores, check out these small businesses to support throughout the year. Pancakes Records: Pancakes Records is a local shop that buys and sells vinyl records and accessories. The space is filled with a range of records from old classics to new releases. Whether you’re looking for a rare find or just getting into the realm of vinyl records the cozy space is perfect to stop by and explore all they have to offer.

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TVD Live: S.G. Goodman at the Atlantis, 10/27

For her big headlining tour, singer-songwriter S.G. Goodman, whose music combines Southern gothic, indie confession, and art rock, set up recorded ambient music beds. The “transition tracks,” as she called them, were to play keep the sonic groove going between songs as she and her four-piece band shifted from one song to another, largely from her latest album, Planting by the Signs.

It was meant to create seamless atmospherics between her arresting, slow-burning songs. Also: “They keep me from talking.” But early on in her show at the Atlantis in DC, she had her keyboardist cut the tracks off. Goodman, who is equally entertaining as a droll raconteur, knew what she had to say would last longer than interstitial music.

She only had a few of these spoken segments. In the first, she admitted she was going to play a lot from the new album. In another, she tried to follow up on instructions for the disposable cameras she had distributed before the show in an effort to get some authentic, non-digital, visual record of her tour from the very fans in her audience for a promotional zine her record distribution company was doing to get attention for her latest work.

She also spoke about the stark contrast she was finding (and everyone in the audience knew) between the “hellhole” descriptions of cities like DC that her mother feared, and the quite opposite actuality.

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TVD Radar: The Cure: The Show Of A Lost World in cinemas worldwide 12/11

VIA PRESS RELEASE | On November 1, 2024, The Cure released their widely acclaimed album Songs Of A Lost World. The night of the album’s unveiling, The Cure performed the record in full for the first and only time at London’s Troxy in front of an audience of 3,000. Now, fans will get to watch the whole show in cinemas worldwide before a physical Blu-Ray and DVD release in late December 2025.

The Cure: The Show Of A Lost World is a remixed, recut, and 4K remastered film of that night’s whole 31-song show. Directed by Grammy-nominated Nick Wickham, with a new Dolby Atmos sound mix by Robert Smith. The film includes all 31 songs performed that night, featuring the complete live performance of Songs Of A Lost World and a special five-song set to celebrate 45 years of the Seventeen Seconds album.

The Cure: The Show Of A Lost World is being released via Lost Images, Polydor/Capitol Records, Mercury Studios and Trafalgar Releasing. Tickets at cinemas around the world will go on sale on November 20th at 2pm GMT/10am EST/6am PST. Further details are available at thecurelostworld.com.

Initially formed in 1978, The Cure has sold over 30 million albums worldwide, headlined the Glastonbury Festival four times, and been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2019. They are considered one of the most influential bands to have ever emerged from the UK and will be playing live across Europe in Summer 2026.

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Graded on a Curve:
Bert Jansch,
Jack Orion, Birthday Blues, Rosemary Lane

Remembering Bert Jansch, born on this date in 1943.Ed.

There might be no better time than the present to be a record collecting fan of Bert Jansch. Vinyl reissues from all stages of the Brit-folk guitar linchpin’s career have been flowing into the racks for a while now, and we’re currently experiencing a crescendo of material from the late singer-songwriter.

The 1960s was flush with fingerpickers, and Bert Jansch was amongst the very best. Adding to his appeal, the Scottish troubadour was also a capable vocalist, solid songwriter, and a deft collaborator, first teaming with fellow guitarist John Renbourn; in short order the duo co-founded the progressive folk combo Pentangle.

Jansch’s eponymous debut and its follow-up It Don’t Bother Me, both issued in 1965, have endured as classics, and for those wishing to become conversant with the man’s work, they are the place to begin; last year Superior Viaduct issued the LPs singly, and both will be part of Earth Recordings’ upcoming box set of Jansch’s output for the Transatlantic label.

This period remains the most lauded stretch in the guitarist’s oeuvre, in part due to its consistency and sharpness of focus. 1966 brought third album Jack Orion, which both extends from and contrasts with its predecessor, the opening strains of banjo in “The Waggoner’s Lad” picking up where It Don’t Bother Me’s finale “900 Miles” left off. The instrumental switch intertwines productively with Renbourn’s guitar, as his role, having commenced on the prior disc’s “Lucky Thirteen,” is deepened across four Jack Orion cuts to positive effect.

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Needle Drop: Lowli, Window in the Woods

There’s something quietly magnetic about Lōwli’s debut album Window in the Woods. The project of Irish composer and songwriter Róisín Lowry, Lōwli has been steadily carving a name for herself in the Irish neo-classical scene over the past few years, and this full-length release feels like the moment where it all comes into focus.

Recorded in Treehouse Studios, Co. Wicklow, Window in the Woods is a beautifully brooding collection that blurs the lines between modern classical composition and dark, cinematic pop. It’s the kind of album that creeps up on you, full of hushed intensity and emotional precision.

At its core lies a vintage 1920s Forster upright piano, whose soft imperfections lend a deeply human quality to the record. Around that, Lōwli layers sweeping strings, atmospheric percussion and ambient textures, creating something that feels both fragile and expansive. Her voice—rich, controlled, and hauntingly pure—floats above it all, particularly on standout tracks “Undone” and “Ground Above You,” where she balances vulnerability with quiet strength.

The instrumental moments are just as affecting. Pieces like “Lament” and “Islands Are Falling” strip things back to their emotional essence, evoking the restrained melancholy of Agnes Obel or Nils Frahm. It’s music that demands stillness, the kind of record you put on late at night, when the outside world finally fades away.

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Graded on a Curve:
Adam and the Ants, Kings of the Wild Frontier

Celebrating Adam Ant on his 71st birthday.Ed.

Who’s better qualified to talk about New Wave legends Adam and the Ants than a real, live ant? Or better yet, anthropomorphic cartoon superhero Atom Ant? I recently caught up with everybody’s favorite atomic-powered New Frontier insect at a retirement anthill outside Phoenix, Arizona, and took the opportunity to ask him a few questions about the band that invented Antmusic.

Before we start, how’s Secret Squirrel?

Squirrelly. Very squirrelly. All of that International Sneaky Service stuff went to his head. I was always having to remind him it was only TV. I occasionally get coded letters from him with handwritten return addresses from places like Colombia and the Democratic Republic of Congo. But they’re all postmarked Erie, Pennsylvania.

So what do you think about Adam and the Ants’ striking visual image?

It’s a disgrace to Family Formicidae. Real ants don’t wear make-up, although we do have our fair share of Goth Kids. Don’t get me wrong; in one sense their look is a return to the campy outrages of Glam Rock, and I don’t know a single ant who doesn’t love him some Glam. Hell, even their patented two-drummer Burundi beat is a salute of sorts to Gary Glitter.

What was your response to the “Antpeople Phenom”?

I took it as a left-handed complement to our eusociality and this mythical notion that we share some kind of “hive mind.” Hell, if that were true we’d all like straightedge–if that ain’t a terrifying example of programmed hive behavior, I don’t know what is. But speaking for myself, I think Antpeople are good people. You could do worse than imitate us. Let’s face it: acting human certainly hasn’t gotten the human race very far. The shit you people do on a daily basis is appalling. Cooperation and peaceful crisis resolution just aren’t your thing. Remember the episode where arch-enemy Karate Ant and I faced off and ended up having a friendly chat? Donald Trump would have called him “Little Rocket Man” and escalated that little contretemps into WWIII.

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A morning mix of news for the vinyl inclined

In rotation: 11/3/25

IE | Resurgence in vinyl sees revenues grow at Irish arm of Universal Music: Irish arm of the world’s largest record label welcomed continued growth in subscribers to legal streaming platforms and a continued resurgence in vinyl records. The Irish arm of the world’s largest record label has experienced a significant resurgence in the popularity of vinyl records, which it said was a key driver of revenue over the last 12 months. Recently-filed accounts from Universal Music Ireland Ltd show the company’s revenue rose marginally to €32.4m in the twelve months to December 2024, up from €31.7m in the previous year. …Speaking on its uptick in revenue, the company said it was underpinned by “continued positive growth in subscribers to legal music streaming services and also due to the significant resurgent growth in popularity of vinyl records.”

Newmarket, CA | Main Street store taps into returning passion for collecting vinyl records: ‘This would be a place where people can come and feel comfortable sitting down, talking music, listening to music, and not feel rushed out,’ says owner of Newmarket’s Wrong Way Records, set to open Nov. 15. There are still vinyls to unbox, stock to categorize and posters to put up at Ray Pelletier’s in-progress record shop on Main Street Newmarket. But sometimes, amid the chaos of boxes, crates and wires, the Newmarket resident stops in his tracks to hear the crackle and pop of an old record cut through. …After years of work for a local tech consulting group, the Montreal native decided it was time to pursue a passion he’s nurtured throughout his life and give back to the community he’s called home since 2008. To Pelletier, nothing matches the feeling of hearing a record that no one’s put on in decades reverberate in a room.

Peoria, IL | New record store combines vinyl with live music venue at Northwoods Mall: A new record store has opened at Northwoods Mall, combining vinyl sales with live music performances. Q-Tones Music opened on the lower level of Northwoods Mall. The store offers new and vintage vinyl records, turntables, speakers, and other audio accessories. The shop includes a listening station where customers can try albums before purchasing, and a Led Zeppelin-themed pinball machine. Owner Quentin Scherr designed part of the store as a small concert venue for local artists to perform weekly. “I’ve always been a fan of music and Peoria has always been known to be a very lively music scene, so I wanted to give a spot for generations to kind of come together and find their favorite music, and discover new local artists and give them a spot to perform,” Scherr said.

Bridport, UK | Clocktower Records to sell unique Ithaca record for charity: An ‘unbelievably rare’ vinyl record has made its way to a Bridport record store with hopes of raising £2,000 for charity. Clocktower Records is selling off a unique record from 70s psychedelic rock band Ithaca, the band’s 1972 LP A Game For All Who Knows—which was only pressed 99 times—making it somewhat of a ‘holy grail’ for record collectors. It follows on from the record’s discovery at a charity shop in east Devon. The fabled vinyl press was unearthed by volunteers at the Seaton and District Hospital League of Friends in August. After scanning through a box of records donated to them, one of the records stood out to Mark Ollier who was volunteering in the store. He said: “I came across this interesting record cover. I had no knowledge of the band—the folk/psychedelic early ’70s scene is not my speciality.”

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TVD’s The Idelic Hour with Jon Sidel

Greetings from Laurel Canyon!

Stumble in somnambulance so / Pre-dawn corpses come to life / Armies of the dead surviving / Armies of the hungry ones

Only-ones, lonely-ones / Ripped up like shredded-wheat / Only-ones, lonely-ones / Be a sort of human picnic

This ain’t no love-in / This ain’t no happening / This ain’t no feeling in my arm

Fuck man, this week, or should I say year, has been a grind. But today all I can really say is…

BOO! Happy Halloween! Because if you’re a rock ‘n’ roller like me, today is your favorite day of the year. Here’s to so many fun nights and escapades. From all night mayhem to watching our kids taste their first piece of candy, it’s a sweet day for spooky rock ‘n’ roll.

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TVD Radar: Ray Charles, No One Does It Like…Ray Charles! tangerine vinyl in stores 11/21

VIA PRESS RELEASE | Founded by Ray Charles in the 1960s, Tangerine Records is proud to celebrate the 17x GRAMMY® Award-winning singer, songwriter, and pianist’s singular legacy with the Tangerine Master Series, a new slate of reissues highlighting Charles’ best-known music alongside classic records long out of print, and ready for rediscovery. Each album has been restored and remastered under the direct supervision of The Ray Charles Foundation, painting a vivid new portrait of an artist and icon whose impact continues to expand and inspire.

The Tangerine Master Series now presents No One Does It Like…Ray Charles! collecting for the first time ever a number of mid-1960s singles, B-sides, and non-LP tracks never before gathered together on a single cohesive album. The instant classic collection captures Ray Charles at the height of his powers, offering a rare glimpse into a prolific and creatively explosive moment in his career. Tracks like “My Baby Don’t Dig Me,” “Without Love (There Is Nothing),” “Worried Life Blues,” and a top 10 rendition of Doc Pomus and Mort Shuman’s classic “No One” showcase his unmatched range and soul.

An essential addition to the Ray Charles canon and a snapshot of an artist at the peak of his creative brilliance, No One Does It Like…Ray Charles! arrives everywhere on Friday, November 21. Pre-orders/pre-saves are available now.

“A discography can define legacy, it can define a tenure of greatness, but to appreciate the gifts of Ray Charles, one has to avoid taking such a wide-lens approach, which is a way of saying that each Ray Charles song is a universe,” writes award-winning poet, essayist, and cultural critic Hanif Abdurraqib in an exclusive essay penned expressly for this new release. “No One Does It Like…Ray Charles! is an offering which makes that plain….All of the songs on this album existed, somewhere, before this, stretched out alongside the massive career of Ray Charles. But this is the first time they’ve been curated and organized in one single place.

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Graded on a Curve: Beastie Boys,
Licensed to Ill

Celebrating Adam Horovitz on his 59th birthday.Ed.

Well here it is: the album that changed everything–for the better! The fiery shot of hip hop fired across the bow of rock’n’roll that succeeded (spectacularly!) by swiping its most monstrous riffs from rock’n’roll itself, and its brash, crass, and hilarious attitude from punk.

As I remember it, 1988’s Licensed to Ill did the impossible by converting predominantly white hardcore punks and rockers to an almost exclusively black musical genre (hip hop) OVERNIGHT. I recall attending a party being thrown by a couple of Johnny Thunders wannabes at a roach-infested crash pad in Philly, and lo and behold all every sneering personality crisis in attendance wanted to do was jump joyously around to Licensed to Ill until the morning hours.

Do you think it’s easy to instantaneously win hearts and minds? To turn cynical hive-minded hardcore kids (just like the Beasties when they started out) into the kinds of responsible world citizens who immediately rushed out to buy Public Enemy’s black-consciousness-expanding It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back after a single playing of “No Sleep till Brooklyn”? Licensed to Ill was the boldest blow for race mixing this side of P-Funk. Or Brown v. Board of Education of Topeka even. Or Public Enemy for that matter. True, even the most cursory glance at Kid Rock should be enough to tell you this remarkable phenomenon had its downside (God Save Us From Vanilla Ice!) but STILL.

But Licensed to Ill was more than just a remarkable blow for instant integration. The Beastie Boys muscled their way to the front of the bus on the basis of sheer bravado and a snotty sense of New Yawk humor not heard since the Dictators released the great Go Girl Crazy! Mike D., MCA, and Ad-Rock were that crazy kid down the block who lived to get high, liked to egg cop cars, and had that insane stash of Hustler magazines. And who thought everything was funny; hell, he even laughed while he was PUKING.

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TVD Radar:
The Pharcyde, Labcabincalifornia 30th anniversary 2CD reissue in stores 12/5

VIA PRESS RELEASE | Craft Recordings is teaming up with The Pharcyde to celebrate 30 years of the iconic rap group’s era-defining sophomore LP, Labcabincalifornia. The release will arrive on newly remastered 2-CD and digital formats on December 5th and is available for pre-order/pre-save today. This 30th-anniversary edition of the album features instrumentals, B-sides, remixes by the legendary J Dilla, and a brand-new remix by Glen Nicholls (whose work includes collaborations with The Prodigy, Nine Inch Nails, U2).

Originally released in 1995, Labcabincalifornia marked a creative evolution for The Pharcyde. Produced by the group alongside J Dilla, the album blended sharp lyricism with inventive, jazz-infused beats that helped shape the sound of modern hip-hop. Featuring timeless singles like “Drop,” “Runnin’,” and “She Said,” the record showcased the group’s lyrical maturity and experimental edge. The Spike Jonze–directed video for “Drop,” which sampled the Beastie Boys’ “The New Style,” became a defining visual moment of the decade and helped propel the track onto the Billboard Hot 100.

The Pharcyde formed in 1989 in the South Central neighborhood of Los Angeles. Originally consisting of Fatlip, Slimkid3, Bootie Brown, and Imani, the band became one of the city’s hottest groups thanks to their innovative style during the gangsta rap era.

As critic Dean Van Nguyen wrote about their breakthrough debut, Bizarre Ride II the Pharcyde, the quartet were a different sort of rap group than what was traditionally expected in the early 1990s. “With G-funk crumbling pavements in the Wild West, Bizarre Ride II the Pharcyde offered a breezier boom-bap alternative.

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Graded on a Curve:
The Smiths,
The Queen Is Dead

Celebrating Johnny Marr on his 62nd birthday.Ed.

I’m a Morrissey fan by temperament—of all the musicians who have ever lived, Manchester’s most famous miserabalist (he even beats Mark E. Smith!) comes closest to sharing my belief that hope is the lubricant that keeps the human meat grinder running—and because I consider him the funniest musician to ever kvetch into a microphone.

I can’t help but love a man who quipped, “What’s the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning? Wish I hadn’t.” And was quoted as saying, “I have found the best way to avoid ending your life as a bitter wreck is to start out as one.” The Mancunian misanthropist’s feckless take on life is utterly hilarious, and what I’ll never get over is there are people out there who don’t think he’s funny. No wonder Morrissey’s miserable; he’s a great comedian but nobody gets his jokes.

And the jokes just keep on coming on The Smiths’ third studio LP, 1986’s The Queen Is Dead. Morrissey possesses a savage wit; “Girlfriend in a Coma” is a black comedy for the ages. And on The Queen Is Dead Morrissey is in top form. He opens “Bigmouth Strikes Again” with the lines, “Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking/When I said I’d like to/Smash every tooth in your head/Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking/When I said by rights/You should be bludgeoned in your bed” and you can practically hear him cackling. And his take on dying a romantic death on “There Is a Light That Never Goes Out” (“And if a double-decker bus/Crashes into us/To die by your side/Is such a heavenly way to die/And if a ten-ton truck/Kills the both of us/To die by your side/Well, the pleasure—the privilege is mine”) never fails to crack me up.

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